11111st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

have you tried tying yourself to a ceiling fan and spinning around

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rogging is folspeak for rawdogging

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we uh. dont have ceiling fans

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i’m sorry.

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i think if you just spun around on a circle in the floor really fast youd achieve a similar effect

i think lying on the wet grass would either slightly fix me or make me have a meltdown. place your bets

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i have apartment atrocity in my head

I’m glad you have apartment astrocity, Atlas. Sometimes space can be beautiful, doesn’t it?

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you know this is one of the few things i say that you can look up if you don’t understand it

I listen to experts, sorry. Go ahead

i’m not sure what emotion i’m feeling but it loosely correlates to boredom

I am hoping that my secretary is available at school tomorrow so I can get a paper to attest I’m student for my insurance. I keep getting the impression that they’re off for the summer vacation.

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Cuz if she’s not I’m very screwed and rescheduling is going to be a massive pain

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Nevermind. I don’t think that’s going to be a problem, maybe? I don’t know

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I don’t have to reschedule in any case if the secretary isn’t there.

im surprised ur still bothering to defend it lol

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@discobot roll 1d31

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I think the delivery was certainly a miss

But I also think feeling regret ā€œforeverā€ over thinking that a funny joke at the expense of bad people was funny isn’t good either

I’m certainly able to acknowledge where we made a misstep while also not wanting Chloe to stress about it for the rest of her life

that helps nobody

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:game_die: 3

i’m pretty upset by the fact i’m actually quite terrible at learning new languages

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