Would it be better if she said she would turn YOU into dead matter?
u probably cook it wrong then
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Nooooooo it wasnât that baddd
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I didnât want to accidentally trigger anyone dw
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Whata the texture of ur mushrooms? Theyre always rubbery
So silly so useless, not only you want to be a wifesband you canât even cook properly
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Back to culinary school tutuu goes, first we need to find him a goth girl to pay the bills
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Do goth girls stereotypically have money or something
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i was watching one of the videos ybw sulit and marshal were talking about
this guy tries to hunt ducks on two seperate days for a collective five hours with a shotgun, fails, then gets his flight delayed in the rain for five hours
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we got these in the local park once if the inside is white like mozarella cheese itâs edible, fry them up with some butter itâs fire
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, thatâs amore
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oh most are rubbery but make them with some cauliflower and fresh potato, in some butter sauce you wonât notice it at all cause itâs gonna taste too good for you to give a fuck
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(thatâs amore)
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I wish I wouldnât be this picky when it came to these things. Champignon looks so delicious but tastes bad for me
I have to be up in 5 hours cooked
then sleep now instead of waiting for it to be four
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Why do you have to be up in 5 hours cooked
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Im getting cooked in 5 hours over a spit of fire
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I have work
When I hear spitfire instead of thinking of the stick hovering above the fire, I think of a firebreathing creature shooting fire like theyâre spitting it
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