11111st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#3668

this cookie is again filled with too much. stuff.

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#3669

but i chose the worst of the two anyway

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#3670

It’s filled with 7000 shitposts

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#3671

@neil_the_eel thanks for giving me the kp “role”

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#3672

well that wasn’t all too good

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#3673

i have a giant clock strapped by metal i can’t remove on my left arm and it’s been counting down for a few years now does anyone wanna tell me what it means

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#3674

it’s currently in the negatives so what was supposed to happen must’ve passed but i didn’t… notice anything? i checked the news constantly and stuff but nothing was there

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#3675

I offer my consulting experience for a cheap $1 million per month, with an extra $8 million in options contingent upon hitting specific benchmarks for company progress.

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#3676

1984.

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#3677

I think you should see a doctor about that

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#3678

i don’t think you understand that doctors typically do not have a potential diagnosis for “giant thing of metal strapped onto my arm”

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#3679

i should probably go see a mechanic though its kinda rusty and i wonder if they could replace the giant 20 digit lock with a smaller 18 digit one for comfortability

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#3680

oh my friend went to the doctor for that and got a diagnosis of “magnummetallicumhorologium not otherwise specified” and we were all excited until we realized that’s just how doctors say “you have a large metal clock strapped to you and we don’t know why”

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#3681

Ash, you like my posts, I GET IT, OKAY?

geez

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#3682

@ash like this one too

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#3683

This is what happens when I don’t read cookie thread for two(?) days.

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#3684

carbonated how are you

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#3685

hungry

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#3686

tired

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#3687

cold

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