I would kill for superpowers tbh. Magic would be cool but it requires like being patient and studious and in tune with your self and whatnot. I’d like to just fly around n shit, no strings attatched. Or even have a violent ass power like just punching people really far.
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Yo I would be so down to be a secret person with superpowers. Look at me I’m so ordinary but then I secretly use powers to shift the cogs of fate in my favor!
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Had a dream in my 4 hour nap just now in which I went to a 4th of July event with my family at some stadium
I was getting volunteered for something and had to come up with a supervillain name and so I chose “The Jack” after The Joker but someone else had already bwee theirs off the joker so I got shouted five by my family
So instead I left the event early
Cut to us driving home (for some reason all of us?), fireworks are going off because it’s the 4th of July
The last firework as we drive away is a nuke. I ask my dad if we’ve mad the proper precautions and he says that were more than 100 miles away from the blast zone so we should be fine
It is rare that I remember a dream in so much detail
I remember a tidbit about how the event would go on for a while but we’d leave before traffic got too bad (based on actual conversations about BYU football when I was younger I think) and me being at home in a glass house for some reason and random guys showing up to do some community project with a boatload of trash in their hands
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I would just drop everything and go to new york and do that generic ass superhero shit. Like if i had to yeah, i’d put on a ridiculous outfit and like ice-freeze-beam the shit out of jaywalkers in the nighttime to keep the streets safe
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LMAO
Are you sure you’re not a villain
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My pansament can’t hold onto my smiling
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I would do villainous shit too if i like had to for some reason. Like stealing from banks and taking old ladies purses and like frightening children and whatnot. Just your average supervillain. But i’d also wear a maga hat and a t-shirt that says “let’s go brandon” and shit.
And then probably become a national hero and pardoned by donald trump
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LOL
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Marshal gets busted of jayflying, gets pardoned by Donald Trump
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i get the impression you;'d take over the world for kicks but get bored really quickly if you succeed and just hand it over to whoever asks first
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actually i genuinely believe that if we just had a supervillain who could fly and shoot lasers who was like wearing maga merch and being racist, it would take like 4 or 5 months for him to actually become a right-wing hero because they were mad that he was being tied to them and eventually felt like he was being unfairly cancelled
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Marshal would be a troll while I’d delict in living a very secret double life that nobody in the universe would know
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ehhh
I wouldn’t take over the world, that’d be too scary and stressful. I’d do generically good stuff or generically bad stuff
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maybe if he’s an established supervillain
aren’t you already doing that
nah i’m talking a brand new one. A lady got $700,000 for calling a child the n word.
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she what