I think if i had 3 wishes from a genie id use one of them to ask for everything I’ve ever lost back
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presumably you’d then have to use another one to get yourself out from under the resulting pile
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In my defence it was really funny cause we only ever used Phone when I los tmy phone and it needed called
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And I’d get a call from an Unknown Number every time
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My bf and i mainly communicate on discord 
We met irl too lmfao idk how it happened
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For a while we barely even talked on Discord cause we were just, like, perpetually in the same room, and we’d always eat dinner at the same time in the same place so it wasn’t even necessary to text to meet up
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Now we talk on Discord a bit more often cause her apartment is a floor-less ceiling-less hell dimension (water damage) so I’m not always there anymore
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does she live on the walls
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Oh y’know
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bzzzt
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They added 1/6 of the ceiling back recently
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sometimes ill do things vaguely mean to people in video games and i will be immobilised by guilt
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heros…
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but of course real people are free game
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can do
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They also covered a bunch of my shit in ceiling dust!!!
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meanwhile i fight undertale fangame geno bosses for fun
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real people are able to understand consequences. the goobers in my magic rock dont have such freedoms
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if you were to step on a flower id be very sad
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