sometimes if you order cookies via catering they wrap them individually for sanitary / allergy reasons but man it’s so much single use plastic
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My dorm losing Internet on the day of the HSR update should be punishable by death.
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Nom
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being that addicted to hsr should be punishable by death
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Guy on the street made a lunge for my bag.
He wasn’t successful, but I’m now in a little bit of a tailspin.
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Went two and a half years without an issue, and now we’re at two attempts in six months.
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Do you think he may also be troubled by your dorms’ lack of wifi on the HSR update day? Perhaps he should be executed.
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do you have a backpack that opens only on the side that faces you? could beb a good investment
sora ai is dead
i used to pray for times like these
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I mean, the answer is to retire my messenger bag.
Which would be moderately upsetting given that I really like it, but not much to be done about it.
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I think spikes that pertrude outward from his bag every side except to his back when an unknown hand touches it would be a good investment too.
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Why do people keep trying to mug you
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This is a good question.
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(Think about the spikes idea, my design is almost ready for the patent stage and you don’t want to miss out on the opportunity.)
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it might have something to do with him wearing airpods max and carrying a messenger bag
kinda screams “money” tbh
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yeah airpods and messenger bag is like “cmon man it’s not your fault you got your bag jacked but like cmon you didn’t exactly make it hard”
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i feel like a post thats like “I’ve officially hit the “I should learn mandarin chinese” part of the manic episode” would do numbers on a tumblr or x .com
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So what I’m hearing is that he needs to carry a bomb around as a deterrent