14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

bro has eyes for Emily only why would they do this

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WHAT

WHY

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for the record two spouses are being added in 1.7 one is sandy

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i wrote to concernedape every day

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I haven’t played in a while but I wish they’d add more to the current spouses…

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I wish marriage felt like you actually had a Partner in your House. I know they ~don’t want it ot have hard mechanical effects~ but it just feels so shallow

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I havent played stardew valley but can u have a harem of multiple women

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i think actually

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yes but you cant marry them

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yes but you can get called out for cheating

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polygamy only exists outside the perview of legally binding arrangements

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i hope i said polygamy as in the mathematical term

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they lose all of their dreams and aspirations and they kinda just sit there yeah

it’s a bit sad

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damnit

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…how the fuck do they intend to make this work with Clint and Sandy actually, they’re vendors

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it is now optimal to marry Clint to get tool upgrades faster

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once you have all the upgrades, divorce him and marry Sandy for easy Starfruit access

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Saw “tool upgrades” and thought this was Silksong.
Help.

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youre a tool that needs upgrading

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The same […] to you.