bro has eyes for Emily only why would they do this
for the record two spouses are being added in 1.7 one is sandy
i wrote to concernedape every day
I haven’t played in a while but I wish they’d add more to the current spouses…
I wish marriage felt like you actually had a Partner in your House. I know they ~don’t want it ot have hard mechanical effects~ but it just feels so shallow
I havent played stardew valley but can u have a harem of multiple women
i think actually
yes but you cant marry them
yes but you can get called out for cheating
polygamy only exists outside the perview of legally binding arrangements
i hope i said polygamy as in the mathematical term
they lose all of their dreams and aspirations and they kinda just sit there yeah
it’s a bit sad
damnit
…how the fuck do they intend to make this work with Clint and Sandy actually, they’re vendors
it is now optimal to marry Clint to get tool upgrades faster
once you have all the upgrades, divorce him and marry Sandy for easy Starfruit access
Saw “tool upgrades” and thought this was Silksong.
Help.
youre a tool that needs upgrading