14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

i think actually

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yes but you cant marry them

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yes but you can get called out for cheating

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polygamy only exists outside the perview of legally binding arrangements

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i hope i said polygamy as in the mathematical term

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they lose all of their dreams and aspirations and they kinda just sit there yeah

it’s a bit sad

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damnit

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…how the fuck do they intend to make this work with Clint and Sandy actually, they’re vendors

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it is now optimal to marry Clint to get tool upgrades faster

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once you have all the upgrades, divorce him and marry Sandy for easy Starfruit access

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Saw “tool upgrades” and thought this was Silksong.
Help.

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youre a tool that needs upgrading

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The same […] to you.

one of my professors posts the attendance question answers for the class. yesterdays was “name gen z slang that you think I haven’t heard”. For research purposes here are some of the results

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mog

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mog

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Hello chat

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These results would kill some people

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me. min i’m dying.

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Greetings dying

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