14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#8068

…drive?

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#8069

i’ll ring up big j and let him make my car drive across the atlantic

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#8070

the power cables underwater are there to guide your way

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#8071

i want a beer so baddd
cider my beloved
uhghughughguguh

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#8072

at LEAST like a shot of rum/vodka

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#8073

it’s not an addiction if i want it every day

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#8074
#8075

its not an addiction if i dont get it everyday
im not reliant
i just enjoy the feeling of being drunk
God forbid women do anything

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#8076

sorry that broke try this

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#8077

think atlas just took all my information or something

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#8078

click it again and wait

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#8079

im not THAT gullible

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#8080

and yet

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#8081

Why did I expect this sort of reaction

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#8082

Anyways just got to Fraud (at -2 I think) and

  1. I think the windows antivirus is flaring up or something which is making the game a bit easier by slowing it down (since about Violence) which…neat?
  2. Violence was probably my least favorite layer thus far in terms of the normal levels, but the boss level was my favorite thus far.
  3. I have somehow managed to get lost less often in Fraud then I did in Violence. (Thus far, at least)
#8083

fraud is just super laggy

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#8084

I also got softlocked at one point by jamming myself in between an elevator and the elevator shaft wall.

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#8085

More specific thoughts:

  • Most of the enemies introduced in Violence are just not that fun to fight.
  • The green turret things are way too tanky, I can probably hit them with the grapple-buster-shotgun combo like three times and they’d still survive, which doesn’t really fit with how they’re supposed to be a fucking sniper
  • Gabriel 2 was less infuriating than Gabriel 1
  • The angel ball things are always in the most inconvenient spots possible and I hate them for that
  • The rocket launcher is a fraud that makes the Liberty Launcher look like a nuclear warhead by comparison
  • It would be neat if you could grapple onto the nailgun’s magnet
  • In my opinion, the dash should be omnidirectional in water
#8086

how would you get this to work with mouse and keyboard

#8087

you’re not really supposed to use it as a basic firearm
the basic rocket launcher is more of a setup weapon or something you use on cereburus