14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#8888

not cherry

#8889

italy said lemonlime its lemonlime

#8890

i will say you wouldnā€™t catch me dead at a burger king
especially when thereā€™s usually a whataburger down the road

#8891

i think kyubey is the most likely person on fol to find dead at burgerking

#8892

Ive ordered it

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#8893

Iā€™m tired

#8894

I do feel like I could sleep

#8895

donā€™t pass out

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#8896

#8897

you should sit down while you wait

#8898

Last time I passed out my vision was fucked so I think I have some warning room

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#8899

The thing they put around my arm HURTS and feels so much tighter

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#8900

I asked them to cut the burger in half so I could eat it

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#8901

yeah i usually get the tunnelvision but you can fall over faster than you can pass out

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#8902

how small are you i think i should have asked this before determining portion sizes

#8903

5 9 but techsnilly was measured as 5 8 3/4

#8904

136

#8905

no youre supposed to get him the big meal he can handle it

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#8906

i was also a little concerned the first time but no its like fine

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#8907

you tend to feel anemic after losing blood yes
thatā€™s why i said ā€œfree orange juiceā€