14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

im not trying to say sheep are equivalent to hooters

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most people who buy hooters are most definitely thinking about the girls

Ehhh I’d argue the elephants aren’t getting murked by angry farmers over their crops being eaten is a benefit to the elephants.

I’ve hung out with her and now her friends think she might be interested in me. Or I might be interested in her. Apparently the way I said I was not attracted to her or interested in her borderline was offensive though. But it’s hard to beat the allegations

i can’t think of any outcome from ordering crab from hooters on doordash that doesn’t end with a hospital visit

Idk why people assume just because you hang out with someone you might be interested with them

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Yeah I agree not getting murdered is very beneficial

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im interested in you as a result of hanging out with you but more as like. a case study

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they are also delirious from blood loss which adds to the experience

You want to study me not because you find my presence pleasant…

I’ve ate the fries now wtf do I do

i wonder if they pay kyubey an extra premium for its plasma so they can talk to it and see what it says and take notes

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They expect me to eat the burger now???

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you usually eat the burger yes

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No one told me about these things

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now that i think about it litten does talk like an 8 year old catperson at like all times

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Wtf

@soweli the voices of the damned

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I think I’m definitely being affected by this experince because I haven’t even touched my drink