14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

THE CITY IS THE PRICE OF 26 REALITY-DEFYING TECHNOLOGIES

AND MORE TOO

lmaooo

@may please dont nuke us

i’m also living out of the hyatt regency o’hare for the foreseeable future. it’s a nice place. the stephens political machine that controls rosemont needs more money

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The nuclear power plant is to advance my political agenda

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BUYING GAME COMPANIES

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can i use the money to lobby governments like its donations but its donations for woke

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WHAT

MAY GO BUY NINTENDO

That definitely counts as private use so sure

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I can buy like 1% of Nintendo

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I feel the american ones are known to be the most unstable because of poor CEO decisions. I feel the Japanese ones are tyrants but not that careless

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i don’t know jaiden’s music taste

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oh yeah no american ceos are fucking wild

the us government will be recognising south ossetia by next week.

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me when i join a company as its new CEO and then i ruin it and this is somehow suppoesd to be profitable

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but it doesnt matter if it is because i was born ricyh

i dont have enough money to do any of this but i have enough money to buy like a nice ring so ive been considering doing that

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there is a Reason people flock to companies that show a level of non-superficial commitment to things but nobody can seem to get over the ā€œnon-superficial thingā€
there is a reason fucking valve is so profitable!!