14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

try to rest if you can

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my brains soooo hyper but i’m so tired

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So you don’t know if you’re gay?

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i’m bisexual

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I am on fortress of lies, why did I even ask

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you’re into men don’t get smug on me

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i struggle with attraction cause of the whole everything but i’m decently sure

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Yes.
It’s basically just this image but Balatro cryptid mod

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just like dont crash 4head

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Kinda hard to do when you suddenly gain 100 Holographic Jolly Jokers and have to 1v1 the frame rate

And sometimes it just crashes because it feels like it.
Fun fact: Apparently, the DECLARE card (lets you make a new poker hand with specific cards) is bugged to where it crashes if you use the hand during the same round. Which kinda defeats the purpose.

someone played a three of a kind while using an infinite joker slot engine didn’t they

actually i dont know if thats been reworked or not its been a long time. ive always been more cryptid-adjacent rather than cryptid itself

No, I discarded a pair with a shitton of joker slots and a reverse card that I forgot about

close enough

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you wouldve loved polterworx neon

whoterwhat

am i actually prehistoric gamer or are you just not familiar with the Extended Cryptid Universe

Both are equally likely.

It was on the Antimatter Deck and I also suddenly spawned like 60 Negative consumables on blind because I had a negative consumable spawner joker thing and a bunch of bullshit regarding the leftmost Joker slot that just compounded into way too many consumables