14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

[May]

Looks like a xe/xem to me

[ImaginaryNeon]

Guys, is this good for Ante 0?

[ImaginaryNeon]

I hope I beat the blind.

[Jaiden]

cryptidslop

[ImaginaryNeon]

I’m gonna go play Fortnite real quick

[Kyubey]

Just had a crew member message me at 8:10 pm saying they will be late for their 8:00 am shift tomorrow

Thought that was weird until they followed it up by “nvm my bad thought it was Tuesday”

Literally woke up at 8 and went what the fuck

[soweli]

Why is my dad reading The Myth Of Sisyphus

[Marshal]

my boyfriend is reading it rn too lol

[Marshal]

WAIT…

[Marshal]

never seen your dad and my boyfriend in the same room…: !

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

marshal every time i’m reminded your straight it hurts me physically in my soul

[Marshal]

i fucked your dad too

[ImaginaryNeon]

Would you happen to also know her mom? Asking for a friend who also happens to have a Mii profile pic.

[Marshal]

you are like 10 years old i think its illegal for me to help you out on this one

[ImaginaryNeon]

I’m 18, it’s legal. I can theoretically fuck.
But in practice, I can’t because I’m me and lack the confidence and/or charisma required to do so.

[Chomps]

this conversation started because of a mod’s message can we demote soweli

[ImaginaryNeon]

Marshal, get with soweli’s dad.

[Atlas]

If I asked you all “what’s a dessert that typically comes single wrapped, for cheap, that sometimes features chocolate and is crumbly in texture”, what would you derive?

[Silviu200530]

You

[Marshal]

toffee