14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I NEEEED TAILS AND AN EAR

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i think you have two ears youbie

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yeah
not a ton i can talk about
but yeah
life be lifing

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i have no tail but i must wag


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It’s fine. At least you’re not a corpse from 405-384 BCE who was preserved in tar until being found by two Danes.

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I think.

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youbie has been contracted by the cia

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suspicously tar shaped cast around my body:

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i put the fact i was mod on a site full of gay people on my résumé

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You want to hold power over the LGBTQ+ community. A known plus in the field.

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i want people in the LGBTQ+ community to hold power over ME

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i was trying to think of a good way to make the obvious joke about it ty jaiden

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YoubutWorse wants to be a dog. You want to be dominated by LGBTQ+ people. I don’t want one of my eyes. We all have similar desires.

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I want people in the LGBTQ+ community to hold

burger

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we gotta put you down

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Please don’t. She owes me money.

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they been sayin this for a while but im too slippery

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hey i got a job ill pay you back soon
do you accept shillings or visa gift cards

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youbie is covered in hot dog oil

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Former.

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