14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I had ruled you out of getting a gun.

2 Likes

So like no weapons?

1 Like

I think it’s fairly easy to rely on you trying to rush me with a sharp object and counter with a longer object or something mildly inventive, like a truck.

2 Likes

I assumed you’d be incapable. No weapons, you’d win 95% of the time.

2 Likes

can you drive

1 Like

Yes.

1 Like

i assumed you had like servants for that

2 Likes

You asked if I could drive, not if I do.

2 Likes

I mean i could also drive at that point and also have access to a truck :joy_wolf:

2 Likes

well yeah but i assumed at your level of nobility they teach you horseback riding and expect you to always have a chauffeur

3 Likes

Great. Let’s gear more and more up until we’ve reinvented nuclear warfare from the base concepts.

3 Likes

If im getting a week of prep time im gonna use the week of prep time ill be fr with u

2 Likes

I’m aware.

2 Likes

If it makes you feel any better, killing you would be severally psychologically distressing for me, as I am not a puppet.

3 Likes

I don’t want you to die. That’s a waste of a useful person.

3 Likes

Oh i mean if we’re considering feeling then ya id not be able to do it so u kinda win

2 Likes

well if we’re going off the inciting posts for you it would be a crime of passion. so assume you are in a deep rage for this entire week of prep time

3 Likes

You could totally kill me. Put your heart into it.

2 Likes

Oh okay yeah then id defintley be able to

2 Likes

If we’re considering how i could feel about someone then yeah for sure

1 Like