14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#11589

Since then, I got the extra time thing removed and, in my junior year, I got a 4 in AP Physics and a 5 in AP Pre-Calc

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#11590

And I currently have AP Calc, which Iā€™ll probably do well on the test for, and AP Bio, which is basically a lost cause because the teacher has actually TAUGHT us practically nothing and spends all class just engaging in small talk and has only really assigned videos that I canā€™t watch because I donā€™t have headphones (and that I shouldnā€™t have to watch because WE HAVE AN ENTIRE FUCKING CLASS PERIOD, WHICH IS THE PERFECT TIME TO ACTUALLY DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND COVER. THE. MATERIAL.) And when she rarely assigns a quiz of some sort, it might as well be in fucking Chinese with how little I can understand the content.

#11591

And, at the beginning of the year, I had to manually opt out of being put in AP English for reasons that should be obvious.

#11592

I mean, itā€™s not too inaccurate.
I spend all day sitting in the back of the class and actively avoiding interactions with 99% of my peers, all while I dick around on the school laptop.

#11593

I said be nice, not be inaccurate.

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#11594
Summary
  1. late 1300s i guess? assuming you mean things you hold in your hand and somehow trigger as the definition of ā€œgunā€
  2. 1400s?
  3. i dunno i guess 1200?
  4. 0 through the 1400s i guess?
#11595

definitely smarter than staring at the wall because i was too scared to write on paper poems or whatnot that examiners might see.

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#11596

ettingermentum

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#11597
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yeah iā€™d consider this a gun, since you can place it on your head and pull the trigger.

#11598

what the fuck is ap pre calc

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#11599

they got ap algebra coming up next

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#11600

collegeboard capitalism

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#11601

im subscribed to his substack lol. he gets 5 of my hard earned dollars a month. great writer

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#11602

what i mean is that cannons donā€™t count for my definition

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#11603

how the heck would you hold a cannon in your head

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#11604

oh shoot lmaoooooooooooooooo

i love typos

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#11605

oh wait sorry i forgot about the head cannon

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#11606

you forget how stupid the average american is. neon is doing fine and honestly would probably guess better than many people

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#11607

My head cannon is that El is still in Hawkins and will reveal herself during the true series finale being released on November 6, 2026.

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#11608

I donā€™t conflate Average American to Average Person.

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