14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

YES

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE

DINNER HAS BEEN CREATED IN THE DESCRIBED MANNER

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I shoulda did mushrooms today I bought so many bc it was from the insane store

In the insane store you buy everything by weight so I could buy the exact amount I so desired

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i feel this way every day

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I have been given powers that I genuinely cannot fathom

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Go, my Wiimote.

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I feel like I need to pick up something new now, or host something, or something to keep me entertained.

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Drinking fruity wine

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I’m free from a major responsibility and thus have nothing to do but stress about the other major responsibility that takes time to solve rather than force.

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this is an ā€˜all-timer’ post and i’m tired of pretending it isn’t

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SEND THIS TO FIVE FRIENDS TO TOTALLG DIGUISE THEM AS A STICK

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they need to make toothpaste and mouthwash juice, fruits are so bland and boring

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i think they should shrink a couple people’s organs by 10% or so

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Its hot white boy summer soon. Ladies, wish me luck.

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you are none of these things

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IM NOT WHITE???

What race do u think i am

you’re whiter than italians but less white than the irish. hope this helps

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What do you use on your face after you shave?
  • Aftershave
  • Other Skin Product (lotion, gels etc)
  • Water only
  • Nothing
  • I do something else entirely
  • I don’t shave

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regarding some strange conversations ive had recently about shaving

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