14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#11689

the image wasn’t loading so I thought for a sec you were just asking me to shoot tutuu

i see now i was wrong, nice throwback, but the offer is still open

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#11690

i did intentionally leave it open ended by putting the ping to you above the image instead of below the image

if you’ve got two bullets and are willing to not double tap ness,

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#11691

heard a guy in a thick new york accent on the phone go “I’m in fucking manhattan, asshole. I fucking told you. I’ve been telling you all night.” which is a bucket list item

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#11692

were you and him in manhattan?

#11693

I only trim thbthtbthbthtb I don’t shave
though, the rare times when I do shave I don’t use anything afterwards

#11694

oh can i try a new aftershave method on you

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#11695

…probably no but what is it

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#11696

i think if i hold a lighter up to your face when you’re done it can help you see if you missed anything

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#11697

well… I leave the beard intact I just leave it shorter… so I don’t think “missing things” is how that works

#11698

you’ll have to find someone who shaves fully to test that one
maybe ask @orangeandblack5

#11699

don’t worry about the details. just agree.

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#11700

I use an electronic razor and just googled it and learned this does not entirely preclude you from using things afterwards, But i dont.

#11701

I just got a stupid injury im not even sure entirely what happened i was messing with a stool (very light) and then the back of the knee got scraped its fine i think

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#11702

:hmmyes:

#11703

I dreamt that i was playing mafia with @Kyubey and i asked him to post his previous games coz i wanted to meta dive and he refused and trolled me and said smth like “lol no” and i got mad and told him “fuck you”. Im still annoyed at u litten. What’d u do that for. Im like one of those girlfriends that gets mad at people because of her dreams

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#11704

Harry Potter movies: A faithful adaptation of the books, unless it’s Ron Weasley.

#11705

Also Harry Potter movies: Make Hermione Granger even more of a genius by giving her more voice lines that Ron Weasley had in the books. Turns out one part of being an adult is noticing how much one character got shafted in movies when translating books to movie form. Funny how that works.

#11706

death stranding 2

#11707

I’m just letting you know I’m going to refuse

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#11708

i wish the supporting characters on the dhv got more backstories n stuff besides one 5 minute long flashback