14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I’m not ready for big football

anyways, I’m testing some bullshit out rn

Im eating tofu (because they were out of chicken)

Really spicy esp considering its hot outside & has a weird texture but pretty good

1 Like

tofu good

2 Likes

tofu burger

Nyaaaaaaaaa nya nya nya

2 Likes

I made steak today it was ok.

2 Likes

I will improve at cooking various things ideally.

2 Likes

tofu burger (this would be bad i think :joy_wolf: )

2 Likes

ive had good tofu burgers. restaurants catering to seattle waisins do it well at least

2 Likes

woke up and need to re-adjust to the static in my vision

3 Likes

ugh i got things to do i need to hurry up

3 Likes

bleh nevermind on the whole “my syringes started working” thing

i had to inject it into my stomach and i dunno if I’m even allowed to do that

2 Likes

i just got super hungry which probably isn’t very good

2 Likes

and my throat doesn’t like it
and i suddenly woke up

2 Likes

hey if i’m about to die i bequeath silviu every part of my fortune that isn’t used to pay for my funeral

6 Likes

@Jaiden idk which account u use in the year of our woke lord and savior but i appreciate your pettiness you christmas shaped girlthing

(i forgot to say this sooner because i am easily distracted, chloe did NOT put a gun to my head. i repeat she did NOT.)

4 Likes

i think a patron reward should be that katze has to say something nice about you

3 Likes

Who would want a compliment from that nerd?

(For legal reasons this is a joke)

2 Likes

big football has come to you like it or not
here’s looking forward to tens of thousands of years of 100+ team college football turf wars

1 Like