14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

Oh god… the yuri.:. It’s propagating out of control… how could we possibly contain it

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I got to protect my friends from this server, the yuri will corrupt them

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Oh yeah did I ever tell you guys of my plan if I was dating someone and tried to sleep next to them

I would go two days without sleeping

That way I will HAVE to sleep

Oh, Kyubey

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I’m such a genius right

Something like that…

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there are things you couldn’t waterboard out of me

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I’m a special kitten

I could go one day without sleeping but that seems a little short. I could see myself not sleeping

It’s hard for me to sleep even if I take my medication anywhere that isn’t a bed so I assume that sleeping next to someone would make it even harder

You don’t need to waterboard me I’ll tell you anything you want

that’s the issue

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How is that an issue

I had to tell my roommate an IPA is a beer today

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perhaps we just have different ideas for “the kind of information i will literally keep to myself until the day i die” vs “the kind of information i would divulge as easily as shower thoughts”

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Why? Because she bought one

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I don’t have any thoughts about the former yet

They didn’t even card her. They asked when her birthday was and she said less than a week ago in 2005 and they didn’t card her

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