14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#13009

ignore needed to save for later and i typed it out in here since the tab was open

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#13010

no i think you were trying to get us to go along with your book club

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#13011

its a mock ap lit prompt that i was forced to write weh

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#13012

Well I never offered it to you. Back to the shadow realm with you

#13013

They could just blackmail you and find a way to send it to your parents or something

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#13014

One of my coworkers got into a car crash and is apparently bloodied and beat up

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#13015

Both of my BFFs look young but when they wear their glasses they donā€™t get ID as frequently, which I thought itā€™s really funny

#13016

WHAT

#13017

Did I not say it loud enough

#13018

You can not do this to me when I am just about to go to sleep, I will keep thinking about it

#13019

I am deaf Kyubey

#13020

Sometimes when I go to sleep I wake up to a car crash

#13021

Tell me heā€™s alive

#13022

Iā€™m assuming he is since he sent us pictures of it

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#13023

I can now sleep soundly, thank you cubicle cat

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#13024

thank you fortress of lies for being the last mafia site to not go woke in 2026 šŸ«”

#13025

iā€™m so upset i couldā€™ve had the spy doomsay their own demon

*spy would probably doomsay themselves in this situation.

#13026

ugh i got things that iā€™m avoiding doing that come up soon that i donā€™t wanna doooo

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#13027

you mean fortress of truth

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#13028

sorry i cant be the one to tell TodaysStoryā„¢ļø

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