14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#13309

Meow meow meow

#13310

your revolver is fully loaded, but you have no guts to shoot

just give it to me and iā€™ll do it for you

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#13311

I shoot you 6 times. Next situation

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#13312

Drawing the revolver (I need cash to make my mandatory debt repayments).

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#13313

youā€™re so spineless!

#13314

do you like have to shoot the guts. Theres a lot of other areas of the body to shoot

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#13315

i donā€™t have a heart, my lungs are made of tar, i drink too much for my kidneys to be a worthwhile targetā€¦

what else?

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#13316

Your head

#13317

i donā€™t think you can reach that high, silviu

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#13318

And I think youā€™d stumble at least 3 times until I pull up a gun from a bag, I put the bullets and then shoot you

#13319

this implies i smoke; it was meant to be a reference to illness

guess who mistook the function of the liver for the function of the kidneys

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#13320

what kinda awful assassin carries an unloaded gun

#13321

I was kinda confused by the kidney thing lmao

#13322

One who is not an assassin

#13323

Do vampires smoke?

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#13324

i donā€™t think Iā€™ve seen one do so but i imagine somewhere in fiction yes

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#13325

I would if i was a vampire

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#13326

I would recommand you against it

#13327

Im immortal, my lungs cant get worse.

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#13328

I smoke despite being mortal why would i stop if i can drink blood now

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