14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#13791

But I generally have a sick sense of perverted joy in all situations so I suppose the answer is yes

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#13792

i’m just saying that if i ever get a button that kills one person named may remotely you’ll be the first person i evaluate

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#13793

Good luck, maybe my name will be somethign else that day

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#13794

i’m really hoping it gets here fast…

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#13795

and i need to order a button because my HITMEN ARE AWFUL

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#13796

…well then, I’m going to continue with my ramblings.

“Zebul” isn’t a name related to the Fire Emblem franchise (naturally), but rather a made-up word created by smashing two words into one.

I guess whoever mentioned it to me in the past (IIRC Geyde) didn’t follow the trail of name corruption when I made for The Twenty Shots. (But then again I doubt anyone paid attention to my games’ names, besides the Stratagem series and the Overhaul series.)

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#13797

Generally speaking, if you hire hitmen to get a button, they will attempt to assassinate it.

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#13798

but when you hire hitmen to kill eachother at a major quizbowl event they’ll come talk to eachother for fifteen minutes then one will leave to go get lunch

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#13799

hypothetically speaking. i would never hire two hitmen to kill eachother at a major quzibowl event.

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#13800

Th.: fold (×) 1 fromPrime(2, 2, 10, 11)
P#: fold (×) 1 fromPrime(1, 1, 2, 6, 21)

Thought Process of Number 24, according to Zone Q11 of April 13th 2026: “I recall having the need to go beyond FoL, meaning that the original template was probably either Vanilla or too boring of a setup to overhaul. The first half of the mashed word was derived from either a dungeon or a universe, while the latter was derived from a garden.”

#13801

You… hired two hitmen to kill each other? Waste of resources imo

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#13802

if i, hypothetically hired two incompetents to do that, whoever managed to kill the other, hypothetically, and they did it instead of prancing around, you’d be able to determine which is worth anything

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#13803

Eh. I’ve heard stranger ideas. Like someone hiring an assassin to kill himself, or someone hiring a hitman who hired a second hitman who hired a third hitman who hired a fourth hitman –and I forgot whether there was a fifth or not, but the last one essentially got all of the previous people in this hire-chain in jail.

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#13804

That reminds me of this:

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#13805

omg welcome back zone

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#13806

well you dont have to pay out the loser and now you know you have a high quality hitman

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#13807

Yeah but it makes good entertainment

#13808

woah! fam6! fam6, only two months away!

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#13809

zone!! happy you’re back and well

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#13810

depending on your rank you also might be getting bots

who i highly doubt have been programmed with stamina in mind

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