14641st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Guys i did it i did it

The comedy routine went well

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Did your boyfriend compliment your looks again

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No he said it was good

I sent him the video but the video file is half corrupted when i sent it on whatsapp so i have to figure this out

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Maybe you can pay the video a bribe

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i should really get up but i’m so lazy

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oh wait i have an excuse my phone was charging from 15

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i mean now it’s 60 so i no longer have that excuse but now i don’t feel bad about my past actions except give or take the last 5 minutes

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do forum mafia addicts wake up and say i cant play forum mafia because im at my bed? no. they get up and make it happen

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well no i play fm from my bed

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everyone has a wii u so they can play mafia in bed dont u know this

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no we get a laptop or use our phone actually

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Eepy

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Why it so fucking hot help

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this is why i just have a weight bar in my garage

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i slept too hard and ended up skipping lunch. oops

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i have adjustable dumbbells but they only go up to 45 lbs

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“only” as if thats not 50% of your body weight

Stop the cap terminator u wash ur hair in the gym sink coz u wanna look pretty ur not a muscular meathead

eat a big dinner

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i deadlift more than ur mom weighs

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