14641st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

this statement is immensely funny to me

the dentist would disagree

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It’s out???

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what is FIRST

also it’s not trivia smh

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I think that’s a Lady Gaga song actually

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No not yet

Part 1 August 6th
Part 2 (the one Lady Gaga is in) September 3rd

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middle/high school robotics competition. aka what I spent my entire junior and senior years doing

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how do you optimally force more years at college without them kicking you out

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it seems like you didn’t enjoy it that much

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become a grad student

look if you’re giving a college money they will never kick you out

I can assure you that I will be watching it

Season 1 was fantastic

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are you like. going to have a career. you have nerd hobbies. i thought you just like looked at pictures of incineroar and [JOKE THEY WILL KILL ME FOR ON FOL BUT WOULD GO TRIPLE PLATINUM ON NERDCORD]

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well it’s not all that, he only got his bach in 2019. i do think there was a family emergency or two though

isn’t marissa in finance? she’ll either have a career or not, but one thing is for certain, she’ll have no life

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well i mean in the absence of outstanding scenarios

ideally i get hit by a fucking car driven by the heir to pfizer or something and don’t have to have a career. But if that doesn’t work then yes probably

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Random topic, but Selena Gomez has based songs

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I legit forgot the old disney stars still exist on this fresh world

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he also has like. a real high paying job at equifax. so you can’t even really argue he’s in school for nonquizbowl reasons. i guess a masters can give you a pay bump but if that was his main goal he wouldn’t be heading into year 7 of his masters now would he

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the instability of the stock market in 2025 has been caused by finance majors getting hit by a balatro epidemic