14641st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#5549

okay that doesn’t suprise me but

#5550

donald trump would most certainly love him and pardon him tho you’re right about that

#5551

I mean SURE

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#5552
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#5553

somehow i am not suprised

#5554

Give me like 10% of that sum, I swear I will buy a nice beautiful home

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#5555

well there’s a proven method to get 10x that

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#5556

i think an established supervillain would take longer tho, since an established supervillain probably had people correctly identifying them as, like, a nazi or whatever and it being the consensus they’re a Bad Person before all that shit happened
so no one wants to think they’re Like Them, at least not initially

#5557

society

#5558

Well damn I should bait homophobes into calling me the honorary slur that I can actually sue them over

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#5559

me omw to post a picture of myself and get a crowdfudning campaign for me to hire a dark web assassin to kill this [slur]

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#5560

which is such a waste because i’d kill you for free

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#5561

well no this way if i feel like dying i can do it and if i don’t feel like dying i get free money

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#5562

Something tells me that you can’t sell that for money

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#5563

Blood won’t go great with your cape even if it’s already crimson red, marshy-parshy

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#5564

i wouldn’t say it’s me tbc i’d just be posing as a random transphobe

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#5565

but what if a WokeFundMe is started to hire a dark web assassin to kill the person who made that post??? Then you’d be screwed

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#5566

then they have killed a trans person and everyone knows the scandal would ruin wokefundme

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#5567

Hassan’s orbits:

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#5568

i didn’t actually say i’m a transphobe, I just called myself a slur,

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