14641st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Online dating a mafia player makes you dumb and pathetic. Making somebody IRL play mafia makes you evil

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i am gonna make my boyfriend hydra with me just so he, like, can understand what i spend my time doing

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itll be 5 years into the relationship when you guys realize you are both in the same mafia game and you just had an integrity breach

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the foolish assassins hired by me could not carry out their task properly

i online dated a qb player

i fear mafia may be even worse (which tbh idk how that would be possible)

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Weird they won’t use it. My cats use every one we have in the house. The giant one in our bedroom feels like it’s the least used, but our cats tend to lounge in whatever room we’re in and when we’re in the bedroom we’re usually sleeping so it’s hard to tell. I also have some wall mounted steps and bed I bought a few months ago, but am procrastinating putting up (I no longer know where they should go)

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this isn’t a problem as much for me because when i have boyfriend i just stop playing mafia mostly

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betrayal

5 years down the line you’ll realize you played the same game a year ago and inadvertently integrity breached it by unrelatedly asking each other for ā€œadvice about somethingā€

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I think the odds of me dating a mafia player are higher than dating someone else for reasons that go beyond spending more time in mafia spaces than anywhere else

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2/4 relationships I’ve had have been WAY worse htan the one that was with a mafia player I’m gonna be real

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idk why this replied to that post lmao

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is it because you are naive and susceptible to deception?

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hmm no online dating a quizbowler sounds like the pits of hell

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you have so much lore and i really want you to do a tell all one day ngl bc i missed all of it and i want to know so baddd

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way too vulnerable to wolfing

OK to be fair one of them hardly counts because she didn’t agree that we were dating

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i would be scared of dating a mafia player just because I feel like it equips you with literally the exact best skills to make your partner’s life miserable without them knowing. Like it’s a hobby that teaches you how to lie and gaslight and be manipulative without anyone realizing you are doing it.

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there are like actually successful online mafia relationships

whereas the only quizbowler relationships i’ve seen succeed are all in person

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My Mafia playing frequency is inversely correlated with the overall joy and satisfaction in my life so yeah I get it

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