ARETE MY GOAT
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I lie to all my friends and partnersbecauze i HATE them
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I don’t understand why people are acting like good mafia players are inherently more likely to lie to their partners
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i lie to everyone by saying i’m fine
WHO SAID THAT
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2013 instagram-core quote
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I naturally omit information/tell, like, ordinary social-lubricant lies with other people, even those I’m close to. Like, if I’m ab-ut t- say something that doesn’t make any sense and somebody asks “-h what were y-u g-nna say” -'ll say - f-rg-t because it is simply not important and more trouble than -t’s worth. Because -t makes everyth-ng g- better
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All memory of this song has disappeared from my head besides this, the "and when they ask me how im doing i say im just fine (x2) and ofc the normal pills
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you don’t become a good mafia player without gaining some enjoyment for wolfing about random bullshit
this is unfortunately frowned upon in the real world
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(i am in a hellish dimension with no way out)
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Im very very sorry guys
You are all lovely and i didnt expect such a warm reception
I was trolling. Im not dating May. I didnt except that to blow up. I imagined it as a cheap “haha” one-off thingy
I might have gotten carried away with lying about it. Sorry. I feel guilty. You guys are too lovely. I didnt mean to like. Take advantage of your kindness. I just found it hilarious and i didnt believe that id come across as believable
Sorry again, i love you (im serious now!)
Im sorry 
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I, still don’t get what you are saying.
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idk i think maybe like
yes good mafia players have the capacity to lie better to their partners but that doesn’t mean they do ?
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I think theyre more likely to know they can get away with it
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That is entirely different from what I’m saying
I dont lie to my partners and if i did i would die of guilt within seconds
Im such a bad irl wolf bro
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While we’re still on the subject of cats, one of my cats (Harrow) is so vocal in the cutest ways. She just trills whenever she’s doing stuff and it’s so cute I want to die. She jumps up or down and trills on impact. She softly trills while purring. She’ll do it when we pet her or when she wants attention or whatever it’s literally all the time. Harrow can absolutely meow and does (especially in the morning when she’s tired of Jenna and I sleeping), but she’s just such a fuckin cutie patootie that her default is just making the cutest goddamn noises in the world as she goes about her day
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I’m going to stop procrastinating and start to get food now…
we were not still on the subject of cats
Stfu we’re always on the subject of cats
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