14641st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

[Jane]

Marshal said YOU’RE BASICALLY A LESBIAN

[Silviu200530]

I didn’t know you wanted to be a megaphone

[tutuu]

I can see it tbh. Hes a short butch lesbian

[ImaginaryNeon]

uhhh I cast mage hand

[ImaginaryNeon]

anyways uh I got 50 bucks for helping my mom on an on-site and was legitimately concerned when I saw the number 5 in a location not either immediately before or somewhere after the decimal point

[May]

I went through customs and they didn’t even look at my passport let alone my bags

[May]

I think I look like 15, is the situation? I think I look 15.

[ImaginaryNeon]

I love TF2, man.

[tutuu]

I desire to be treated like this

[May]

Hiring an army of white 15-year-old-looking people to smuggle drugs across the border

[May]

“Yonkers is not New York” —the guy

[Marshal]

This sounds like a voice training toungue (how tf u spell that word) twister exercise for people trying to nail a new york accent

[tutuu]

I want to be a normal guy with kids and wife

[Marshal]

rpgmaker horrorgame diary note from the monster that escaped the containment section of the facility

[tutuu]

Lmao youre a funny gal

[Marshal]

ily22

[Silviu200530]

For a second I thought molly posted this and was like wtf why is she tutuuposting

[Marshal]

idk why you cant be lovable weirdo with kids and a wife.

[tutuu]

Being an internet addicted jobless goblin with social anxiety would impede the process of finding a suitable mate. I didnt say that I want to completely change my personality, and some things cant be changed, i just can be more normal in some areas than i currently am

[Silviu200530]

Homer