14641st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#10286

Scandalous

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#10287

yeah a lot of things are similarly scandalous
like if someone invited me to play deadlock a few months ago and after several asks she still hasn’t agreed to do it yet

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#10288

No but i would genuinely appreciate it if you refrained from joking about things like this

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#10289

Okay I won’t joke about those things anymore

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#10290

we should host the fol darwin award show yearly

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#10291

I disagree

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#10292

fol darwin award 2025 contest #1

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#10293

I didn’t do anything bad this year

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#10294

you have tested me
thats one thing

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#10295

I did nothing that I would suffer physical repucrusions from this year th at j remember

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#10296

wow you’re a bit nearsighted sometimes

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#10297

What

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#10298

No I’m actually farsighted

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#10299

darwin award is “stupidity leading to ones death”, which you knew

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#10300

I recently ran over a possum. It was so sad

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#10301

littens the first contestant cause he keeps pushing the envelope on how much he can get away with

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#10302

Or becoming sterile

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#10303

I take it person #2 is Marshal, then?

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#10304

well contestant number 2 won’t see it coming

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#10305

fascinating specimen overheard in this bar who seems not to have heard of the golden state warriors in the year of our lord 2025

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