14641st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Ishamel is, like, T10 for who’d be most likely to succeed at that.

Sure.

yeah why do you think im asking. i want to believe

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When I was staying with Ivy I learned she has this habit of (otD spoilers) going “well I need to lock my door or else Morgan will get me” to remember to lock her door and then she informed me that I have a lot in common with the victims of the Heartbreak Killer

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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M cleaning my girlfriend’s apartment cause we’re having guests over

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understandable

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We have this empty handle of vodka that has been here for literally months and I’m not getting rid of it bc it’s a decoration atp

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put flowers in it!

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Short white woman with brown hair detected. Revolver deployed

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I’ll play Of the Devil myself if it ever gets a Mac port (Apple after nuking Bootcamp and preventing me from playing half the games on Steam).

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I keep saying “I’m sorry about last night… I had two white monsters and I let it create a third”, which greatly angers her

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I just now woke her up from a nap by saying this

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Oh I should’ve bought drinks to use as mixers with our funnymoney… damnit

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lmao mac moment

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Your university scrip funnymoney only lasts a semester so we had a day of Spending Like A Hundred Dollars At The Inconvenience Store bc of it

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Mac moment indeed.
Apple versus making consumer-friendly decisions.

She got like 5 energy drinks

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i want funnymoney

angry

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Maybe I’ll go to a real convenience store

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