Really enjoyed Death of a Unicorn.
If you actually think about the ending it doesn’t make much sense because what’s gonna happen after that? But whatever, still 8/10
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I have a similar grudge against a fake emo… We are alike in this regard
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Can confirm, I am incredibly unfunny approximately 85.2% of the time.
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but the collar’s real…
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Wait what do you mean this thread started on my birthday
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Anyways, as for the one post that I had ready for my arrival (ignoring the quotes and formatting itself), there’s this from December 3rd of last year:
I’d like to solve the puzzle.
I WAS BRIEFLY CONCERNED THAT YOU GAVE YOUR WISHES TO SILVIU IN LATIN BEFORE REALIZING HOW IRRATIONAL IT WOULD BE TO COMMUNICATE INFORMATION IN AN ARCHAIC LANGUAGE THAT REQUIRED THE USE OF AN ONLINE TRANSLATOR
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bingo
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I just brute forced my way through the ellipses and long dashes.
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Oh shit yeah there’s a discord.
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having a debate with jade
if i told u guys that id prefer she/her pronouns, but NOT identify as woman, nor as trans, and just identify as guy who prefers she/her pronouns
would u guys think its funny and laugh at me?
i agree its quite uncommon
but my counterargument is the existence of he/him lesbians
they just wear the he/him as a preference, they dont identify as men or as trans. i think queer ppl would be less likely to laugh at the concept of he/him lesbian
and yet my concept of “she/her softboy” is laughable. doesnt that sound like injustice? 
CLARIFICATION: JADE WASN’T MEAN. SHE WAS FUNNY SHE MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH. SHE CARES FOR ME A LOT. I MAYBE DIDNT DESCRIBE THE SITUATION WELL. SHE ISNT INVALIDATING MY FEELINGS. SHES GREAT
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I would respect your pronouns
I would not think it’s funny
I would not laugh at you
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honest answer, don't click if you prefer honest but potentially Problematic(tm) answers
I wouldn’t think it was funny or laugh at you, and I would respect your pronouns, but I would also think there was a high chance that were trans and just in denial about it
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oh i thought that it was trans men who like to be lesbians anyways tbh
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funny?
no
i wouldn’t get it but like who really cares lol highkey
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but yeah this pmuch
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I can see the appeal of this, just broadly not welcoming the cadence of hearing he/him applied to yourself whilst preferring the title, not just the aesthetic, of she/her without necessarily seeing it as inbuilt to yourself. Or at least, not in the same way or to the same extent as trans friends.
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i mean correct me if im wrong but isn’t that basically leafia’s deal
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Okay i wanted you to phrase this in a much funnier way to be fair,
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i wanted tutuu to go into cookie and just say they prefer feminine pronouns and words and then just end it with saying “im not trans tho” like none of the rest of the post happened
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i dont think anyone would find it funny or laugh at you. it might be uncommon but gender is stupid and dumb and stupid. play around with it all you want. you can be a guy who prefers she/her pronouns, you can be a guy who wears womens clothes, if you still feel that you are a guy then you’re a guy
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