17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

Can confirm that this is how the invisible hand of the free market works.

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They disintegrated the economy baby Ash…

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Meanwhile, my Balatro keeps disintegrating itself

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collateral damage

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lolcryptid

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hi chat

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hi willow

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hii

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mfw closed fol and immediately got responded to

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note to self: do not do that

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Thank god for TSA Pre-Check.
This place is so crowded.

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Infinity line.

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no but my friend did

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FUN FACT: if you say the secret code phrase “I have a bomb” they will let you skip the line and take you into the secret fastpass room and give you a personal check. its like the in n out secret menu but for airports

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another secret tech is sometimes they say the plane is delayed or cancelled when actually its still running in an attempt to save on fuel and stay within weight requirements. if you yell at people at the airport enough theyll know youre a high priority passenger and they’ll let you on! i’ve done this several times and its worked at least once

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I’ve seen the “do you know who I am” variation of this one.

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girl who has never been to the airport

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Dont worey i closed fol immediatley after responding

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LMAO

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hi ybw

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