17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

i don’t get boba balls
who wants chewy kinda flavourless things in their drink

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im so good at mahjong

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who’s fourth we need to cyberbully them

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@diafiasco

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@diafiasco mahjong more like yahbad

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its texturally fun

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My aesthetic taste is boring because I like things when they’re good (~produce value when I interact with them), as opposed to other people who sometimes really like things that are not that good. Why would they do this?

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murdering people is so good when you don’t have the ceo in your ear telling you to break the cycle

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oh i’m an idiot

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on a different account to the account i thought it was when i sent this, which is the worst type of realisation: i’m wrong in a different way but right about this

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i really need someone competent at this to do it for me don’t i

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How to get a medal on Sector Z - Star Fox 64 Complete Medal Guide
How to ragebait gamers in the 90s.

“In 1956, A new disease appeared in Osaka, Japan. The symptoms included a strong cough, rash, and becoming a room. Luckily, the virus was contained and eradicated. Starting in 2001, the rooms have been rented out as a bed and breakfast.”

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so true

if money were on the line i would be folding every hand (recognizing that ish has the mandate of heaven here) but that’s BORING

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“I have infinite hands as long as i don’t deal in”
>deals in

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in this house we love situational irony

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“i forgot @tutuu was a him”

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for what its worth
i said “i forgot tootsie was a him”

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That sounds like an SCP.

just remembered i forgot the medicine that ensures i don’t die

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