i don’t get boba balls
who wants chewy kinda flavourless things in their drink
who’s fourth we need to cyberbully them
its texturally fun
My aesthetic taste is boring because I like things when they’re good (~produce value when I interact with them), as opposed to other people who sometimes really like things that are not that good. Why would they do this?
murdering people is so good when you don’t have the ceo in your ear telling you to break the cycle
oh i’m an idiot
on a different account to the account i thought it was when i sent this, which is the worst type of realisation: i’m wrong in a different way but right about this
i really need someone competent at this to do it for me don’t i
How to get a medal on Sector Z - Star Fox 64 Complete Medal Guide
How to ragebait gamers in the 90s.
“In 1956, A new disease appeared in Osaka, Japan. The symptoms included a strong cough, rash, and becoming a room. Luckily, the virus was contained and eradicated. Starting in 2001, the rooms have been rented out as a bed and breakfast.”
so true
if money were on the line i would be folding every hand (recognizing that ish has the mandate of heaven here) but that’s BORING
“I have infinite hands as long as i don’t deal in”
>deals in
in this house we love situational irony
for what its worth
i said “i forgot tootsie was a him”
That sounds like an SCP.
just remembered i forgot the medicine that ensures i don’t die
