17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

i might be a little biased in this but im pretty sure this breaks the toxicity rule and i think im gonna ban u now unless u apologize, say im really cool, and give me a nickname :)

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Oh shit bio

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“@May has committed grievous offences against the words meaning things community”
“Does May sound like an evil villain all the time? Is that normal?”
“suffers from insane person syndrome dont even understand half their posts but it sounds towny to me”

Anybody else have quotes they want in?

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“May”

NATIONALITY: The Mets

STARTED PLAYING MAFIA (YEAR): 2021

HAVE PLAYED MAFIA IN THE FOLLOWING COMMUNITIES: Nintendo Loop, Fortress of Lies, Blaseball Discord, MafiaUniverse, Novel Updates Forum, SC2 Mafia, NE/PAQB Mafia Communications, Discord Mafia

COMMUNITY INFO: Fortress of Lies is a self-help forum where cats may seek support regarding problematic mafia-game-joining habits. Our rehabilitation process is frequently unsuccessful and has been described by some as “irresponsible enabling of the exact behavior [we] seek to treat”, though at least one cat is known to have successfully cured* their habit by becoming employed through Fortress of Lies.

[something genuine about the site]

Also I’m hosting Fortress of Lies Annual Mash 6!!! Signups open May 25th game starts June 18th!!! I have worked very hard on it get hyped pls join

BIO: In 2023, I was voted backup rep for Fortress of Lies. In 2024, I was voted backup rep for Fortress of Lies. In 2025, I was voted backup rep for Fortress of Lies. Now I have been set free

“@May has committed grievous offences against the words meaning things community”
“Does May sound like an evil villain all the time? Is that normal?”
“suffers from insane person syndrome dont even understand half their posts but it sounds towny to me”

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“Me and my froottoy are going on a vacation to the kefir damn mountains in cawifornia“

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unless you mean quotes about you in which case i got nothing


Technically that’s AI-generated which is unpopular on mafiauniverse,

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may 25th…

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please explain the rules of Go in your bio (this isn’t a serious suggestion)

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oh shit its that soon? Like a month? Damn

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indeed

i was expecting it in june but this works too!

(this user intends to host a game immediately after fam #hashtagselfplug)

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The game doesn’t start in May. The signups open then. The signups are open for a few weeks

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ssshhhh

still earlier than i expected
MU anni or w/e overlaps a bit but

Starts on June 18th

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We know when anni is. We asked

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