17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

i’m sorry i thought you wanted to converse!

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hi lati

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if i never asked anyone questions for things i can figure out by myself i wouldn’t ask anything!

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hello, girl singing in the wreckage

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thats me im the girl

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sorry i thought you were doing an extended “murdering me” joke. thats a pretty wide miss on my end

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its an accounting firm, which I am excited for because I find it interesting

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yay!!! can you account my assassin payments

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I would suggest not accounting assassin payments if you are the one paying the assassins.

If you are being the assassin and getting the money (and are hypothetically us-based because I know nothing about uk standards), you would file it under “other income” on form 1040.

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the mets won a baseball game

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pics or it didnt happen

carlos mendoza gets a huge win to cut his chances of getting fired to 80%

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woah. awesome. i can put it next to the big checkmark that says “have you committed any crimes and thus obtained any money illegally”

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Ooh me

I couldn’t think of any more women to put on my Tomodachi Life (DS, translated) island so I decided to just go with the woman from the box art of that one game that keeps being referenced in the Grand Idea Thread

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Anyways I just had a kinda fucked-up dream.

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just remembered

one of my diseases causes/aids/whatever with severe weight-gain, but i’m a normal weight, which confuses doctors. how do i do it? i also have an eating disorder that gives the counter-effect.

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fighting fire with fire

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well these aren’t funny is the issue and i want to be funny

oh i’ve played this game if you have ever played mafia in your life you will find it is insanely town sided

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