oh, really? what type of animal.
Ooh drunk Balatro
so i was sitting between two beds and that makes them slowly move apart and i may have sunk down to the floor
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Oh yeah there’s a false version of me walking around. My friends all say it’s funnier than me
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Fucking squirrel or some shit. Bird
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I was ranting to my girlfriend last night about how people weigh specific, quantifiable risks as more likely than more general ones. Using this as an example
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Rain. Hail. Snow
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Somebody happens to come across it because lots of people go to remote areas
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okay so now we’re gonna fight
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where do you think squirrels live. a bird is feasible but you can just. put it under something? like in a tiny cave and board it up
Fucking everywhere. Cities. Campuses. Remote areas
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Well WHAAAAT IFFFF an EARTHQUAKE COMES and HITS IT AGAINST THE SIZE OF THE CAVE
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If it’s being secured may as well be in a fucking lockbox
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TAPE IT TO A WALL
Also just SECURE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LOCKBOX
Tape it yo a wall OF THE LOCKBOX
BIG EARTHQUAKE
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\text{Safety(cave)} \subset \text{Safety(lockbox)}
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alright fuck you no more hypothetical there goes the twin towers
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The planes were unrelated they were just flying by at tge time
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