17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

Only after putting balatro down one can realize the connections with ultrakill.
BLOOD IS FUEL. Now look at what shares a color and fuels you thought a basic balatro run, that’s right.
+4 Mult → This is your gambling fuel, both BLOOD and jimbo’s one offering will slowly test you throughout layers of hell (balatro only has greed layers)
Bravo Localthunk. Bravo HatitaDev.

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Please don’t be boring today dear beloved university

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None that I know of, though I am rather curious how the heck y’all notice each other getting hacked so quickly, and whether Leafia and baker got hacked by the same link/hacker or not.

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you usually notice someone sending you a scam dm pretty fast

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*remembers that one time with Silviu*
Fair enough.

can’t wait to host my 16p setup that’s a hidden copy of railgun with different flavour

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Can’t wait to host any of my cancelled 14’er setups under the guise of a New Testament game.

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Atlas if I tell you to test a game out of a blue would you believe me

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things are dependent on the context in the future

there may one day come a day where i can trust you, and there may one day come a day where i must sobbingly kill you on-top of a skyscraper in a thunderous night because of what you’ve become. yet, neither are currently here.

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I have kidnapped “tutuu”. I demand five thousand dollars ransom or he dies. PM me for more info. You have 1 week to decide whether your friend lives.

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you can tell the falsity of this message by subtle context clues:

the quotation marks around tutuu make it seem like the “kidnapper” doesn’t know that tutuu is their full government.

despite telling us to PM them, the “kidnapper” never gives any actual means to do so. we can theoretically assume it’s tutuu’s discord account, but there’s no indication that it actually is, which a real kidnapper wouldn’t do: they’re after the money, and wouldn’t make a obtuse statement like that if they planned this out enough to successfully kidnap someone.

we’re not tutuu’s friends.

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Whaaaaa :sob::sob::sob: heyyy :sob::sob::sob:

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Okay wait theres no kidnapper. Sorry if i scared you all. I jist wanted to test if you care about me :sob::sob::sob:

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with all due respect (as little as that may mean) i think we could charge money to take you back like that one book with the lawyer’s son

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But how astute little dinosaur, I bet you love reading sherlock

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that’s something a kidnapper who’s been struck with tutuu’s charm or is a masochist would say. everyone get the money ready.

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i remember being around people who would constantly forget what day it was, as i would forget too. for everyone unaware: it’s tuesday.

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WHAT :sob::sob::sob:

Nibbles cookie

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4-S if it was good

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