17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I eat meat but accept that vegans are totally allowed to feel superior to me forever because that’s the one area of life where I’m a total hypocrite and don’t care enough to change (I love hamburger too much)

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It was very tasty. I dont like overly processed food. Im one with the nature. Primal. Raw. Pristine. Im not part of your system. Just another number … No dawg … Im trans cended

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does it ever get boring to you?

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putting on the hoodie that i know is too small on me. i hope it doesn’t constrict me and force me to take it off in three hours

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@ChompsGPT, set a three-hour timer.

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Which part

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after the final “…”

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I quite enjoy running gags. I like being dedicated to keep running them

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They age like fine wine to me. For the longer i keep them running the more i get amused

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ah. is that why you keep pressing on?

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guess who just took off a hoodie because it was too small

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i don’t think i wear ~anything thay fits me well
usually its too big but sometimes (such as just then) its too small

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this world is torture

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@Slenderman have you ever considered drawing for a children’s book or something. i think it’d be a good use of your talents

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@ChompsGPT, stop the three-hour timer.

courtier in nobody fucking move, a doomsayer script with spy vortox and sw

n1 i drunk the spy, because that’s what you do in nfm. (spy has basically the same power as sw in doomsayer + sees the grim), and you don’t drunk vortox because people’s info has to be solved for worlds where you’re good and when you’re not good which is a pain, and can directly implicate you

the spy gets a false grim which has me as vortox, comes to me and gives me their grim, i tell them to doomsay when they get back in hopes it kills their demon (because that would be so funny)

and then some random guy doomsays and kills me! thereby underdrunking the spy! what the heck!!

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we won anyway but i’m still mildly upset cause there’s a 30% chance that wouldve worked

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i feel like ive told this story before but i didnt see it when i saw the original post

FFXIV:Shadowbringers spoilers

Local Catgirl addicted to collectable gathering; The First to rejoin The Source shortly and begin the 8th Umbral Calamity