17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

Imagine this one being the first time you hear about it

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50/50

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My aunt (well, my uncle’s ex-wife) is 6’2

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i’m right here. i have a hammer.

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You’re not modifying anyone’s cheekbone, good madame

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who are… you… to decide… that…

Ultra Chad jaw implants. Just kidding.

browbone reduction, jaw reduction, chin reduction.

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and i have a bell

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with our powers combined we can… ring… the bell? i’m not sure what the plan was here

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@carbonated happy 2 years of fol

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Good luck!!!

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ding ding ding

ā€œDo I have your attention, please?ā€

ā€œGoodā€¦ā€

ā€œā€¦ā€

ā€œIt’s Hammer Timeā€

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some guy i know just posted the worst song ordering i’ve ever seen and i have to pretend to not want to kill him

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Did they vote Poland 1st place?

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you know i really wonder why contests like that use countries in order to determine the teams
since. that’s. just gonna get you wrapped up in politics. like always.

Considering the country itself is paying for this and the entire population can vote for their favorite singer to send off

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i get the benefits but

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the cons kinda outweigh those

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you are bad at pretending to not want to kill people, on account of how clearly you want to kill people

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I suppose this is what makes it interesting, to symbolically tie the country. I don’t think ā€œwe give 999 points to the singers from Romania with [the band name]ā€ is as catchy.

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