Imagine this one being the first time you hear about it
50/50
My aunt (well, my uncleās ex-wife) is 6ā2
iām right here. i have a hammer.
Youāre not modifying anyoneās cheekbone, good madame
who are⦠you⦠to decide⦠thatā¦
Ultra Chad jaw implants. Just kidding.
browbone reduction, jaw reduction, chin reduction.
and i have a bell
with our powers combined we can⦠ring⦠the bell? iām not sure what the plan was here
Good luck!!!
ding ding ding
āDo I have your attention, please?ā
āGoodā¦ā
āā¦ā
āItās Hammer Timeā
some guy i know just posted the worst song ordering iāve ever seen and i have to pretend to not want to kill him
Did they vote Poland 1st place?
you know i really wonder why contests like that use countries in order to determine the teams
since. thatās. just gonna get you wrapped up in politics. like always.
Considering the country itself is paying for this and the entire population can vote for their favorite singer to send off
i get the benefits but
the cons kinda outweigh those
you are bad at pretending to not want to kill people, on account of how clearly you want to kill people
I suppose this is what makes it interesting, to symbolically tie the country. I donāt think āwe give 999 points to the singers from Romania with [the band name]ā is as catchy.