17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#17685

its less assuming its straight and more so im looking for a qualifying trait that its gay that isnt there

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#17686

catholic socialisation gets to everyone…

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#17687

ooooo you will
stand then sit the stand then sit then-

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#17688

(this is a riff on the transphobic comment of ‘male socialisation’. it’s funnier with that knowledge.)

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#17689

i’m standing in the pews. what do they make me do? sit. why? so i can stand again.

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#17690

read this as paws and got sososososo excited only for it to be about church. This is like that time I thought I was going to the park and then-

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#17691

that’s rough buddy.

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#17692

you needed your shots ok

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#17693

THEY’RE SHOOTING YBW??

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#17694

yeah she got hit with treason charges

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#17695

Soon I’ll be June

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#17696

you and the same three jokes

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#17697

#didn’treaddown

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#17698

I did. Pinging June is a different comment.

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#17699

#fail

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#17700

omfg
i went to get vaccinated the other day bc
and it was like. $500 for the shots i wanted
so instead i spent $80 just to get TDAP :,)

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#17701

yeah you said

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#17702

I’m implying I will literally change my name to June based on the month. I’m saying this because I’ve seriously considered it.

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#17703

wasn’t it 70 dollars though

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#17704

#mayfail

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