Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

what are you cooking atlas

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oh

they’ll find out if you lie!
and if they don’t like it
i hope you like dying

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& That’s why you go to prison for killing cops

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image

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is this rule three

i wouldn’t mind you being my prison warden :)

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Eliza why did you like this post

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the only thing i know about prison culture is that one Better Call Saul episode that i read about

mafia rule 3 is no bribery or otherwise intimidation

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oh

boo
a lot of my other prison fun facts are weirdly sexual
the only interesting other one i have is that there’s so mant knives!!

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like they make knives out of everything!

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i question your definition of fun

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for the record i was going for more of a “youd be kind to me” kinda thing

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whatever sparks an emotion

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really

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WDYM REALLY

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yes!
prison wardens are known to give better rations and whatnot to prisoners they like

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no i mean

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