18981st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

You won’t be anymore when I kick your bum to the concrete

the latter, certainly

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Men stop growing after 25

They start to shrink

Good thing I am a well-adjusted person with a woman pass

do you play basketball
no
why not? you’re so tall
well, you see, you have to be able to aim a ball,

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I am genuinely 6’3 (6’3 btw)

I get asked if I play basketball SO often. It’s like. I mean. I understand why you are asking me this but I just don’t get people who think it’s an interesting conversation topic for someone who is Taller For Their Presented Gender

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become a defensive specialist

2 ppg 10 rpg

you’ll have a niche

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They’re asking because of the potential money gain opportunities from your inherent genetic values

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it’s assumably their first time interacting with a tall person and thus they go with something they’re told to ask

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“do you play basketball” is kinda like a compliment, sorta

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What’s the opposite of basketball…

Atlas do you play golfball

limbo

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sitting at home and crying

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Atlas do you play limbo

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no i have leg problems

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i have played golf before yes
im not good at it but i have

Sorry for being part of those problems

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yes and can you stop grabbing onto my ankles

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