18981st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#12047

only if said knife is golden and costs about $30

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#12048

statistically speaking, you having never lied is impossible to a point iā€™m fine with simply calling it there

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#12049

whoaā€¦Iā€™m in the 0.00000ā€¦1 percent of peopleā€¦

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#12050

I guess nbow has decided my sexuality

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#12051

congratulations on joining the ranks of dead mutes!!

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#12052

Even right now I feel high as a kite

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#12053

5%ā€¦

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#12054

iā€™d get vertigo if iā€™m that high, impressive

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#12055

crich why is your profile picture on discord clippy the clipper

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#12056

this seems false probably, worldwide infant mortality is 27 per 1000 (2.7%) and itā€™s pretty hard to ever lie if you die before you learn to talk

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#12057

how do i villainise dead babies to prove my point

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#12058

accuse them of lying by crying when nothing is actually wrong

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#12059

3%ā€¦

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#12060

i gave a scar from a knife slipping and giving me a nasty gash

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#12061

better idea
babies arenā€™t people

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#12062

what about kittens

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#12063

what about kittens

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#12064

are they peopleā€¦

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#12065

okay litten i need you to ask yourself an important question

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#12066

Yes

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