Nixon plays…
… for its event text, drawing two cards!
JFK’s (@May) actions are due 2026-03-23T01:00:00Z
Able to process til 8pm CST
Able to process til 8pm CST
[Vice President Nixon could not be reached at this time… he is making some very important calls]
Able to process til 9pm, ring on discord if you have something locked in im playing ffxiv

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SENATOR KENNEDY
Hey Nixon! Catch!
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VICE PRESIDENT NIXON
OW! FUCK! MY KNEE. KENNEDY YOU MOTHERF-
…
Wait, what’s this?
locked into hw mb
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SENATOR KENNEDY
Nixon’s moral pandering fails to address the real issues facing our country today: the stagnant military under Eisenhower which threatens hard-working Americans’ lives. Uh, I mean, the stagnant economy, or, well, they’re both bad. Fix them!

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE NEW LEAGUE OF NINE
You’re both doing this wrong. What we really should do is create a time machine that goes back to 1960–er, I mean, 1860, the election of Abraham Lincoln, and then win that one. Obviously.
Able to process til 9, god fuck my phone for not setting my alarm off

yeah i dont got a good reason to be late, i was playing ffxiv LOL, able to process til 9-9:30
Able to process til 9pm tonight, would like to try to finish off the turn tonight
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VICE PRESIDENT NIXON
Phone calls? Schemes? What are you going on about. I did no such thing.
gonna slip into food coma can’t process anymore tonight
We take nothing but Ls
nap time for ish so cant process any further tn
End of Turn Four!
Nixon has three, he loses one
JFK has 2, he loses one
JFK wins the 1st and 3rd issues, gaining one momentum and one endorsement
Nixon wins the 2nd issue, opting for a momentum token
Nixon discards…
Rest cubes move to the political support bag