ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SENATOR KENNEDY
Econony
I could be writing actual messages which feels kind of nicer but I think it’s funnier to make Kennedy dumb as hell
I’m just now thinking through the implications of May vs. Marissa Presidential Election
What were they thinking…
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ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SENATOR KENNEDY
People of the Midwest, uh, what’s up. You know, I was thinking, uh… well, you know. Sorry. Let me back up.
People of the Midwest, I work for you!
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ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VICE PRESIDENT NIXON
While Senator Kennedy prances around the nation like a *** ****** ******* jockeying for votes, I have been hard at work formulating the plans to make America’s Economy and Military greater than they ever have been.
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ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SENATOR KENNEDY
A free pony to every American! It’ll be a war pony!
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#… for its event text. Given JFK is the leader in the economy issue they will gain two state support in New York.
Kennedy has 0 momentum, he loses 0
Nixon has 5 momentum, he loses 2.
Kennedy gains 1 momentum and an Endorsement Car for winning the 1st issue.

Nixon opts for a momentum token for the 2nd issue, gaining 2 total
Issue decay happens, removing one cube from each issue
As the one leading in Media Support, Nixon moves Defense to the 1st Issue slot and Economy to the 2nd Issue Slot
Both players have one card remaining in hand and put it into their campaign strategy decks
Kennedy moves 3 rest cubes into the Political Capital Bag, Nixon moves 6
you know i didnt realize kennedy played the “get the literal perfect set of cards to draw” ability in round 2

(i swear im not rigging the bag)
You know I didn’t realize Nixon played that one T1
Nixon has crazy cubes