>wins debate
>concedes two weeks later
cinema
>wins debate
>concedes two weeks later
cinema
truth nuke
with hindsight was worth playing it out even if it was unlikely to result in a w
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ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SENATOR KENNEDY
Me and my froottoy are going on a vacation to the kefir damn mountains in cawifornia
Will be around for the next 20 minutes to process one more action but afterwards im done for the night, as always if any mistakes have been made please inform me
Done processing for the night, if any mistakes have been made lmk <3
To all suburban voters, including those who support me, and those who do not. I will fight for the issues you care most about. Senator Kennedy is taking you for granted.
I could be writing actual messages which feels kind of nicer but I think it’s funnier to make Kennedy dumb as hell
I’m just now thinking through the implications of May vs. Marissa Presidential Election
What were they thinking…
Not available to process any further actions tonight, please inform me if any mistakes have been made
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SENATOR KENNEDY
People of the Midwest, uh, what’s up. You know, I was thinking, uh… well, you know. Sorry. Let me back up.
People of the Midwest, I work for you!
Around to process until 9PM CST, if an action is locked in I will be processing it
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VICE PRESIDENT NIXON
While Senator Kennedy prances around the nation like a *** ****** ******* jockeying for votes, I have been hard at work formulating the plans to make America’s Economy and Military greater than they ever have been.
experiencing technical difficulties, please be patient
Not available to process any further actions tonight, the technical issues have put me in a crummy mood

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SENATOR KENNEDY
A free pony to every American! It’ll be a war pony!
Able to process through around 8pm CST, lets get this turn wrapped up folks