20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

Being kidnapped is probabnly a good one

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your husband catches you cheating and rightfully leaves you

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TRUE

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See Marissa gets it. Marissa’s good at sexism

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Why did it make me happy when you guys started jokingly calling me a woman :sob:

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women dont have nightmares because they have no real fears. a female scream’s only job is to alert nearby males, they dont actual feel anything

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MEN UNNIGHTMARES:

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I feel it too, tutuine. Embrace it

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I also took this into account when I decided to say that.

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i have 2 sexism warnings and a lifetime of education at the Joe Rogan School for the Sexist and Racially Insensitive

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Marshal is an authentic sniper of the $Daddy coin

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HOW MUCH IS IT GONNA ZOOM IN LMAOOOOOO

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you cant keep getting away with this just transition man

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Evolutionary psychology

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its not like youre employable or go outside anyways just go for it

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bitch who has only ever played “needs to transition”

hmm this person has huge needs to transition vibes

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WOW STORY WHAT THE HECK

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im gay

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i have your address. do you want me to send you some clothes. Is that what you want. What do you need here

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