20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

if you are cooking it yourself id make a sandwich coz its faster. if you are buying it from somewhere else id get pasta coz its more fancy and takes more time to make yourself

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i have leftover pasta which was okay

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My friend made us chicken pasta for dinner tonight

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the pasta was better this time
prolly cause i drained most of the juice beforehand

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@Daeron im listening to lady gaga on repeat and it got me thinking of you. i appreciate you :heart:

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@tutuu you are an okay substitute for a box

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If you think 2Ds are safe, you never read a good isekai novel based on an anime/cartoon…

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Also if you are too into those, they can demand all of your money, and knowing you, tutuu, you will give them everything they want… (or what their creators want, depending on your defintion.)

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@Atlas the amount of value you bring to the world is more than that of a solar-powered flashlight

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i can shut off my laptop and they disappear. they dont seem threatening to me

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No carton cut-outs? no posters? no real-size body pillows? You don’t like those 2d girls that much, do you?

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i may be a simp but i am a simp with dignity

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Idk man I find 2d girls somewhat lacking in terms of physicality

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If you really like 2d girls, none of those above would take away from your dignity…

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It’s the same like a couple having their wedding photo on the fridge. Do you think that takes away from their dignity?

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contradictory

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Hmm. Lot of people IRL wondering why I ever dated them. I can’t blame benguinedparbecue because they don’t know who that is

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I will only start loving my wife once I can pay $100 to maybe pull her out of a digital gambling system

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wait how did we go from simping for anime girls to a couple having a fridge magnet wedding photo? i feel like i missed a few seasons

Human beings are so entertaining the chain of cause and effect for most 2d girls is too simplistic. And you don’t get the satisfaction of knowing that’s another conscious human being you’re fucking up

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